Glitter.

You can't polish a turd but you can cover it in glitter. This is certainly food for thought, I may have to re-name my blog now.
Unfortunately I will not be able to swim in the fountain this weekend because it isn't full enough and some ducks have taken up residence in it. I can handle swimming with frogs but a couple of horny ducks is an entirely different matter so I shall have to find other leisure pursuits. Today I am amusing myself by cleaning the bathrooms and cooking various items and preparing for a little celebration later that may involve alcohol and dangerous cheese.



Going to make some of these too!

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