Lard.

As I sit here typing away I am sipping, note cunning use of euphemism, at a Martini. This is because today I have been surrounded by morons and fuckwits. I'd like to tell you about some of my fabulous life and all the fabulous and very stylish stuff I have been experiencing, all the items off someone else's bucket list I have ticked off but it's been a bit shit lately. I had to miss Korn for a start because of illness, first time ever.
However one ray of light is that two dolts have repinned my picture of lard on Pinterest.

                                                                                                                     
















Published by the Lard Information Council. This was closely linked to the long lost Knitted Swimwear Council.

I for one miss both these organisations, life is not the same.